Gimili: these woods are perilious, we should go back! You must understand the stress being put on Me by all these girls (Sorry for steali- borrowing your line, Mr. Legolas: AT LEAST WE'ER TALLER YOU SAWED OFF LITTLE RUNT!Įlrond: Thats not what you say, Leggs -_-' Gimli: I WILL BE DEAD BEFORE I SEE THE RING IN THE HANDS OF AN ELF! Legolas: *Still laughing, rolls on top of Aragorn, ready to sock him when a flash gose off*Įlrond: *Evil smirk* Either you both sit down or this *Waves a instant photo of Legolas on top of Aragorn* gose into the paper Legolas: *Starts laughing his head off* OR ELSE!! BWAHAHAHAHA OOHH HOW ORIGNAL! BWAHAHAHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEEEE!!!!Īragorn: *Jumps on Legolas and starts hitting him* Legolas: I mean I don't want to sit down!Īragorn: Then.*Thinks* SIT DOWN OR.ELSE! Legolas: What if I don't want to sit down?Īragorn: What do you mean 'What if I don't want to sir down' ? Legolas: OK *Sits down and his chair breaks* OOOOUUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!!! I THINK I GOT A SPLINTER! *Rubs tush*įrodo: *Hideing minature saw* heheheh. This is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, to be the next king of Gondorīormior: Aragorn? (OK, I admit it, I forgot what he says) I know I got the words mixed up, it's late, me tired! Apparantly you're not the only one who wants me, you'll have to wait in line. Can we hurry this up now, I have to meet a whole dozen more of ladies to discuss this. Pippin: What about Luncheon and Afternoon Tea and (a space alien pops out of Pippin: belly)Īlien: Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime gaaaal.Īrwen: Do you remember when we first met?Īragorn: You said you'd bind yourself to me, and forsake the immortality of your people.Īragorn: Mmm, that's nice. Merry: I don't think he knows about those Pip. Pippin: One yes, but what about Elevenses. I never did get the little toys though, I should have gone! smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/wink.gif I'm laughing hysterically at the McDonalds one! That was good. Galadriel: Do not let the Ring touch the water! (Frodo is leaning over the Mirror in Lorien. Aragorn nochalantly kicks the actor unconcious, while continueing with the scene* As in the movie, a supposedly dead orc raises his head. *Boromir is dying, and Aragorn runs over to him. Legolas: dang, he sure did make alot of nose before he went. Gandalf: No! Darnit, second staff I lost this movie! Pippin: *shrugs, and jumps in, taking Gandalf's staff and hat with him* Gandalf: Fool of a Took! throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!

(Pippin just knocked the skeleton into the well) Pippin: *bursts into tears* That's the second time you've called me a fool in ten minutes!!!īoromir: *grabs Pippin and runs* Oh, have some backbone, man! (Gandalf is fixing to fall off the bridge in Moria) He's single!įrodo: *walks over and winks* Yes, I am. Pippin: Baggins? Sure I knows a Baggins! He's over there- Frodo Baggins! He's my second cousin on my motheer's side, once removed. (Imagine this: Pippin after drinking some of his pint, when Frodo is jerked bc to reality with him hearing Pippin.)

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